Uranus is a real fine planet,
It's big and round and blue.
Aliens don't go near it,
They claim it smells like poo.

Uranus is a private orb
The whole thing's owned by Russ
He wants to give it all away,
No shit, no fuss, no muss.

Anyone who asks for it,
Can have some land for zilch
A whole square mile is free to you
No need to steal or filch.

Grab this opportunity,
Take your one square mile.
Ask Russ for a little piece,
He'll give it with a smile.